DJ Pooh - Act a Fool (Compton Mix) lyrics

[Skit #1: Sample of Old St. Ides TV Commercial] I got something to say, man, you dig? I mean you cats been up here rapping Ain't saying nothing about the real thing, you know what I mean? Now, I got something to say, man The real soul brother.. HEY!! [King Tee] It's Friday night, on the streets of L.A I'm going out, been hanging around the house all day So I'll take me a shower, dress like a big daddy Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my Caddy Armor on my wheels, shine up my daytons Check the 12 Gauge, I see jackers just waiting Filled up my tank, slapped on the Gas cap Police scooped on front, rolling back [Skit #2: Police Officer] (*Sample of Patrol cops sirens*) When we reach up the corner, put your hands on your head.. [King Tee] Just because I wear Khakis and a big old poke I'm either in the gang or either sell dope So I said what the Hell? - just to show ain't fear ya Search inside the car, but don't mess up in the interior And when you all done and everything is cool You better call Swat cause I'm finna act a fool [Break] [King Tee] Now I'm on the move, a few grand in my pocket Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket So the roam lights, so I dialed up Aladdin He answered the phone and said "What's up?" I said "What's happenin?" He said, "Where you been? I said the boys had me jacked They searched the whole car but they couldn't find the Gat So if you wanna roll, I'll be there in the Jeepie So throw on some locs, some silk shirts and some dickies Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco A pack of Dentyne then I pulled out a $10 Oops! - forgot the Supersacco and Gin I'm finna act a fool [Break] [King Tee] Now I'm driving down Compton on my way to get Aladdin Feeling like a pimp 'til my tape started dragging It's a old tape anyway, it ain't no thing Pulled it out and slapped in Big Daddy Kane Got to Aladdin's house then I honked my horn He said, "When we're coming back?" I said: 6 in the morn' So he got in the car, looking half dead So I gave him my Cisco and took the 40s to the head Now, we're feeling tipsy and we're heading for Watts Boy, what do we see sitting at the bus stop? Sexy Susanna, had a bu*t that k** Pretty long hair, but they say it's not real Aladdin yelled (this is fake..) she threw a rock in my gla** So I busted a U, must she broke out fast Checked around my back but everything was cool She must have knew the King was out acting a fool, fool [Break] [King Tee] We're finally arrived at the party, been like a jerk Got out my car, pressed the kit so the alarm would chirp After that I made my way, I tried not to fall Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl Get inide the party, s**ers staring at me down I stared right back, except I stared with the frown Get in the middle of the floor with my gangster stand Now, we can either get a love or grap a freaky and go dance This girl asked me to dance, but I told the freak no Cause she was on my tip cause of my big gold rope So she tried a lot of talk, just made a little scene I said: Listen up! - you dirty old scandalous dope fiend You're talking to a gangster and I just don't care About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake j**elry All you wanna do is tell your friends that you screwed me I get nutty, act a fool when I want Run up when I'm drunk and I just might stump Take your car, your money, your super liquid girl Cause my attitude is.. I like to fool on the world [DJ Pooh Scratching Quotes below] On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee I'm finna act a fool -----] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee I'm finna act a fool -----] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee I'm finna act a fool -----] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee I'm finna act a fool -----] King Tee On the streets of L.A. ---] King Tee