DJ Lubel - Women of LA lyrics

Intro: Ahhh, yes Wha**up D Welcome to LA bro,oh my god, how are ya? I just moved in and everything, guys wanna get some girls tonight or what? Girr... Wha... Dude..you dont think you are getting laid do you? I dont know maybe, Im new in town. Whats? Dude listen, the weather's amazing and like, the rents cheap, but no ones having s** in LA Especially when you look like this Have you seen yourself? you're not in Murray Hill anymore, bro You lived here for 6 years Have not had s** one time Ive had s** one time! No you haven't Yes I have. Remember when I told a b**h I was Chris Brown? Guys its the second biggest city in the country, you are clearly lying! Nope [Verse 1] Hey you, yes it true, we will make your balls blue We're the women of LA We ignore cause you're poor, and you're not Pauly Shore We're the women of LA From Westwood to Brentwood never would touch your wood We're the women of LA All the dude at Whole Foods stare at my new fake b**bs We're the women of LA Oh this is a story all about how I move to Hollywood and get shot down By girls so hot that you can't kiss When your face looks like Andy Dick And all the bars close at 1:30 Which means they're way to sober to sleep with me Cause my only credit dot IMDb Is an extra on Community So we drive around from James Beach to St. Nicks But end up at Canters empty handed and pissed It's like here I go, here I go, here I go again Boys what's my weakness? LA women! Always looking around the room For the bigger better deal Now I gotta watch Mr. Belding cop a feel We breathe coke, you're a joke cause you're broke We're the women of LA 'Till you're paid like Nic Cage, go get laid at Rage We're the women of LA It's our job to look think we work at Runyon We're the women of LA This is top shelf p**y, you should try the valley We're the women of LA Oh you West Hollywood girls from the east coast Having Sunday fundays brunching at Toast With your lulu lemon pants you all look the same Asking where ? asking my name CAA, ICM, UTA which one Well it's a small agency off the 101 Gross, I'm an a**istant at WME Who pays your rent? let me guess your daddy And where my Persian girls at from the Beverly So much perfume and so hairy Good to see from afar, but as pretty as farsi I'll give you another Beamer if you just touch me And all you hipster girls from silver lake You're nobodies fool You've been turning me down even before it was cool It's times like this it's New York girls that I miss I'll never get rid of my 516 One day you will see I'll blow Ryan Murphy Then join the cast of glee Then you'll go to SOHO house with me [Jaleel White] Until the end I'll never be a douche in a fidora I'll lie to them and tell them I don't live on Ventura And if you still don't understand technicalifornia Shiiiiiit let them break it down for ya 525,600 women have rejected me in LA county 525,600 dollars is what you need to get p**y They don't drink on dates they're afraid of DUI's One wine's not enough to get between the thighs ? to Venice, to the gals of Los Feliz All join together and deny s** ? No one will f**, f** me From santa monica No one will f**, f** me ? No one will f**, f** me Just give them a handjob We are the women of LA We are the women of LA We are the women of LA We are the women of LA