DJ Lubel - Masturbate for life lyrics

Well it's prom night I am all alone and man i feel so lame Across de gym, stands the girls of my dreams But she doesn't even know my name As i stare my heart skips a beat She leaves me breathless i can't pretend I known that i can't offer her much But i sure beat her douche bag boyfriend You may never want me But my love for you is true So everywhere i go girl I'll be touching myself to you Ohh... I'll masturbate to you in the shower In the cafeteria during lunch hour Gonna play with myself in my parent's car (To you) Ohh... I'll masturbate to you on the beach In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth I'll never see you again after tonight But i'll masturbate to you for life Don't dare you stare and judge me on how i express my love You can write poetry, me i'll rub and tug Ohh... I'll never hold you... Lay with you in the sand... Go life your life girl... Cause i'll being making love to my hand!! Ohh... I'll masturbate to you like a fiend On Martin Luther King day and during Halloween Stroking every single night of Hanukah (To you) Ohh... I'll masturbate to you over sea's On the eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen Honney go with him, i'll be alright Cause i'll masturbate to you for life Life is so lonely without you... There's only so much jerking one guy can do... But why this devotion? I've wasted all my lotion... Baby i was blind... but now i can see!! Ohh... I'll masturbate as you grow old with me Every single birthday and anniversary In the delivery room as our first child is born Ohh... I'll masturbate to you and you alone Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home You're the one that i need i must have missed it somehow But i'll masturbate... And i'll masturbate... So i'll masturbate... To youuu... Right... Now!!