DJ Lethal - The Funkiest lyrics

It was the voice of a courageous explorer, a man dedicated to the pursuit of Man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons Chorus The funkiest, the funkiest (8x) Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it I'm iller than a p**no, I got sk**s like Zoro Who's Perry Como? Tomorrow, tomorrow Like Orphan Annie, yo it's the uncanny Doobie, with bonified funk for your fanny s**ers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim BLRRLL stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana So f** a piranha, just like Jeffrey Dahmer I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs...ice 'em Yo, step to the Son and I'll f** you guys up Chorus Ring around the rosies to the funk, you punk I flips, smacks, and paddy wack and does all that junk Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams But I freak the style like if I was Handiman "Uh-oh, um I think we're in trouble" Cause girls call me Dumbo, and guys wanna rumble Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman The action packed rhyming like uh Simon & Simon ??? word, the f**ers smell like terds Cause mommy will buy you a mocking bird Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies Eaten out the a**holes like Tom did Jerry Chorus Breakdown Yo son, kick that sh** Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader From here to Medina, like Sarafina I yell hellalujah, you're fat like Lex Luther To master mind the funk, do ya? Do ya The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler I'm ill like the Riddler, f** a Bette Midler Chorus