DJ f** - Peanutbutter+Jelly lyrics

Yo, I was at the club just chilling and sh** And this pretty little mama, Alana, pick the paddy up Outside, people smoking marijuana Sweet talking anna, zero f**ing drama I'm dressed fresh, got my best tracksuit on, people be like, "Where'd you get that dope tracksuit from?" Yo, every time I rock this sh** people bug out, my tracksuit on, itchy and scratchy the f** out All of the sudden there's a f**ing light in my face, dumb f** with the camera, right in my face Dude's like, "look who's all up in the club with a onesie, look at me everybody I'm in a onesie" This fat f** mad drunk all brave and sh** Obviously jealous on this f**ing hater sh** Cell phone in my face shouting loud as he can, so I snatched his f**ing cell phone out of his hand His little video must look f**ing sick when I stuck his phone in my pants and rubbed it on my dick, uh, dude was dumbstruck handed the phone back to this dumb f** Motherf** nearly had a heart attack, now your flustered, tripping out all disgusted, I'm holding his phone out but he doesn't want it back, it's like f** it, popped his phone back into his pocket "What's wrong with you man, are you f**ing crazy?" I replied "Yes, totally f**ing crazy" gold teeth flashing, smiling, Alana, my little 'nana, trying to cool down the drama "I'll f** you up man!" Tonight was a special night, now this fat f** was screaming, like you wanna fight, so I said, "You gon' bark all night, huh, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?" Motherf** was still steaming, making a big scene, screaming, has to get himself kicked out He just peanut bu*ter and jealous, peanut bu*ter and jelly, calling an uber with the smell of dick on his cellie