DJ Dizzy - DR. D lyrics

[Intro:] Nurse: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-The Doctor will see you now Female Patient: Ok.. DR. D: Hi, I'm Doctor D and I'll be giving you the "D" today... Patient: WHAT?!!! DR. D: Good Luck (Gasp) [Verse 1: DJ Dizzy/DR.D] Woo! Doctor D, Professor of Scientology (ha-ha) I'm joking I don't believe in monkeys Internet Key, W3, printed by me Diploma, won it in a quiz filled it incorrectly gonna show ya When you come into my office, making sweet love under the table and door set, patient busting in screaming Emergency! In the closet. Doctor-Patient confidentiality f** it I may be a player but I don't pay however the music of today, there ain't any soul in it More money less play, games in the playground In the school yard listening to the radio of the good ol' days Back when Doctor were smooth talkers and got laid, degree in p**y walking don't you agree, I'm Dr. D trust me f** you real slow, no one needs to know, gag chloroform rag, in the back of my van cause... [Chorus x2] I'll be you medicine man (Cause I'm Dr.D) I have those Healing Hands (I have a PHD) Don't be scared of me (Professor Psychology) I'll make you want to love me (I know you wanna f** me) [Verse 2: DJ Dizzy/DR.D] Girl I've been watching you for a minute, In a minute I'm gonna finish When I see you walking past me, my body gets the chills From the face to the toes, gonna... run for the hills Just wanna take you back to my place, throw you on the bed Let me warm up first, my wrists are quite dead... Get the plastic in place on the chopper or gage waiting for the page or day; I feel like I'm living in a cage you're letting me out, so I can see what you're all about (uh) Giving you the D be making you shout. Booty so big like a pop bellied pig Got to maintain it and control it, make sure it gonna fit I just wanna introduce you to my world; introduce you to the better side of life that ain't been seeing girl When you cry I'm gonna heal your pain, lift you up when you are lame I wanna keep you happy, that's my aim, Have no secrets, play no games Everything will be all right, coz you got Dr.D to hold you in the night, cause... [Chorus x2] I'll be you medicine man (Cause I'm Dr.D) I have those Healing Hands (I have a PHD) Don't be scared of me (Professor Psychology) I'll make you want to love me (I know you wanna f** me) [Outro:] DR.D: Maybe book an appointment with me sometime, give you some special pharmaceutical attention, ha-ha. I'm not even a doctor End