Dixie Chicks - Pink Toenails lyrics

Pink toenails Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails Come nightfall You'll be waltzing through my door when you hear me call And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll And you'll find me sittin' there in my pink toenails Iv'e got my walkman and my cosmo And my ticket to ride All I need's my box of chocolates and you here by my side Woah pink toenails Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails? Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail And my girlfriends have time for there pink toenails You think your man don't care about perfume and powder Polish and lipstick and lotion (lotion) But when you slip your slippers on And you rub him on the chin When he looks down your leg You're sure to see him grin at your pink toenails He says honey come on over here And give me somethin' sweet Let me put my finishing touches on 'Cause I don't wanna' cuddle, snuggle, rub him on the feet Till I have painted every little toenail pink Ooooh wrestle with me You can mess up my hair You can treat me like a tomboy I love it I swear Ooooh toenails Why don't I have time to paint my toenails? Toenails Iv'e been drinking my whiskey from a holy rail Holy rail And we'll go to Disney Land and ride the monorail Monorail And if you're sweet I'll be your nightengale Until the extinction of the s**mwhale Spermwhale And live happily ever after just like Roy and Dale Roy and Dale