Disturbing Tha Peace - Big Chain Records (Skit) lyrics

[Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers:] Man, I cant believe this.. Whole family bout to get kicked out on the streets. I aint got no money, God. Man its gonna get worse. [Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya):] Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is LaChainya speaking. How may I help you? [Ludacris:] Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa) wit my contract. [LaChainya:] We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to the head chain in charge. Hold please. [MUSIC:] BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. [Big Chainy:] Big Chainy! [Ludacris:] Hey Mr. Chainy [Big Chainy:] Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New Oreleans. Go 'head [Ludacris:] yeah, um... its MC Medallian here... [Big Chainy:] Medallian, how ya doin, brotha? [Ludacris:] Hey can I come up and see you? 'Cause I'm having a couple.... [Big Chainy:] sure, sure, man, I love new talent. [Luda:] Aight [Big Chainy:] Hey Medallian how ya doin'? [Luda:] Whats goin on... [Big Chainy:] Thats a pretty little chain you got there (I know, I know) [Luda:] Um... I was having a couple problems here because I was lookin' over my contract and I seem to be having a some issues. It states here that I'm supposed to get my advance when I signed the contract and I still havent gotten my advance and I dont know whats goin' on. [Big Chainy:] Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. ([Luda:] right) What I don't think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a really big a** chain, just a big ASS chain ([background:] big a** chain) [Luda:] Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay I understand that but it says here that I'm supposed to get some monitary value. I-I dont have any money, I-I need money... [Big Chainy:] I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What I don't think you understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big ([luda:] right), platnium big a** chain an-annd on the back end we're gonna give you some big a** earrings. [Luda:] okay look, I understand about the chain man, my family's about to get kicked out on the street ([big chainy:] oh that's terrible) I mean, I have no money whatsoever. I need money.. [Big Chainy:] you know what? I don't usually do this, okay... I don't usually do this but but since you dont believe. Jake, bring out the chain! ([backround:] QUE THE CHAIN!) ([backround:] AHHH! Damn thats a big a** chain!) that is a big a** chain... [Luda:] oh God. I, I guess I didn't realize how big ths chain was ([Big Chainy:] yeah, it's, it's not a problem) I'm sorry, jus-just forget about what I was talkin about... [Big Chainy:] Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding. (right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big a** chains ([luda:] alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!