Dirty Penny (CA) - Noah lyrics

Turkeys and dolphins Chihuahuas and lambs I know you think I'm crazy But just listen to my plan Horses and squirrels Malteses and bats Gonna build me a boat For when the land is soaked flat 'Cause I'm NOAH No time for a meal, I got Forty tons of lumber And some low grade steel 'Cause I'm NOAH No time for applause I'm hoisting up donkeys And I'm lifting up logs How do I know this I'll tell you straight on God showed up While I was mowing my lawn He said 'NOAH' I need your advice What would you do If your sheep weren't nice I said 'JEHOVA' I'd give them a bath Wash away the fleas At the stem of their wrath And he said 'NOAH' The world is a mess Gonna wash it up clean' Give you a brand new address I said 'but MASTER' But he was already gone He left a plan and some tools And a list a mile long, full of Camels and cobras Koalas and eels Rats, cows, elephants Otters and seals Beetles and snakes Snakes of all kind The different types of chickens Nearlb BL-ew ouT mHy Miiiiiiii-nd-d. 'Cause I am NOAH The sailor of God Rabbits and lemurs Anacondas and dogs New York, New York Underwater New York, New York 24-7 wet t-shirt contest Right here, right now HEE-HAW