Dirty Dike - He's Getting Judged Like An Idiot lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen Introducing the all-time failure of the world Standing at a towering 5 foot 11, weighting at 10 stone 1 ounce The Dirty Dikestar! [Hook x2: Ronnie Bosh] He's getting judged like an idiot He's getting judged like an idiot He's getting judged like an idiot Sitting by the mirror singing f** life, I live with it [Verse 1: Dirty Dike] He just sits about scribbling stuff Twiddling thumbs and wishing for some lyrics to come But he's torn by getting pissed and sniffing his d** He's beyond the point of listening and isn't in love So he's cold like the winter frost, set the gimmicks off He's getting old letting go of the things he was He thinks the city's what's making it ha**le Cocaine papers scraping the barrel A chase for the same state of patience, he bites his lip And tries to live a little less like a violent prick Feeling stressed when the silence hits Feeling every bit of time with a line of something nice to sip (He's limitless) He's getting judged like an idiot Pubs by the million, drunk like an invalid Governed by the skunk piling slumped by the mirror Singing f** another lifestyle, I love life and live with it [Hook x2: Ronnie Bosh] [Verse 2: Dirty Dike] I write a song and block it out, I'm not trying to watch my mouth I'm just trying to shot an album and trying not to gout I'm a lying rotten scounge, that's why I'm not about Like this bow is saying f** it, I'ma write it off and bounce I'm a dying croc of sand, proud lying with a pen and pad Empty bag of wines while I'm trying it with any slag And I admit that I'm a prick and I'd like a crib But everytime I'm stip I'm gonna have a trouble finding it And every chick I love is either backward or perfect Or perfectly backward, or naturally worth it I'm naturally swerved sh** and act like a dick And get treated like a twat cause I actually deserve it (Hermit) Did your first gig and got nervous Spat your f**ing dummy out the pram like smurf did Man it's nothing funny but I'm cracking up whatever Spastic f** a jocker like you're acting under pressure [Hook x4: Ronnie Bosh]