Dirtbag Dan - Jesus vs The Devil lyrics

[Round 1: Megadef aka Lucifer] What's up little homie? What's all this f**boy sh**? Stop it Since the beginning of time, you've never been poppin' 1-1 attacks the Devil's patience You see me on the block with the heat you know you f**ed up, that's a Revelation I'm all up in Jerus' like, "Lil' homie What set you banging?" I see you're wearing daddy's colors even though he...left you hanging Lil' homie it only take one right cross to stretch your body out Nah, I mean, I need one right cross to stretch your body out You're a wack f**er, how you been running the world been lackluster I'll put a barrel in your mouth then call it The Last Supper I'll dig up all your dead family members, all of them sh**s I'll throw them in a pile like, "That's a reunion." When I body Christ after I chew this cracker, that's communion Homie, you a pacifist and I'ma pa** the fist He 'bout to pa** the clip I got Mary Magdalene in the back of the whip She doming me out We driving drunk, we going through Nazareth after I smash half a fifth Some real sh** though You didn't throw me outta nowhere Your daddy was a p**y a** motherf**er Insecure, self absorbed, he used to be my roommate I'll tell you the whole story, somebody get me a beer quick I moved out he was a creepy motherf**er he was on some queer sh** I'ma leave it at that I went over my 60 [Round 1: Jesus aka Dirtbag Dan] I think a lot of y'all saw me today, thought about the rapture like, "This is it." The truth is, I heard Eminem was battling Dizaster, I told my dad, "I'm not missing this!" Listen Satan I hope you're taking notes I could walk on water or take a boat I even changed my skin to white tonight so as not to frighten the Caucasian folks [?] Diamond J, The Light, The Way, I'm nice, okay? Even if you bar'd my life away I'd still resurrect on the seventh day Now let us pray "Heavenly Father, forgive us for the mistakes we make" Excuse me y'all, I'm cooking so before the feast I'm saying grace Shining all up in Satan's face Let's be honest, dude's a herb If you battled Mary you'd lose to her, you put the "lose" in "Lucifer" Y'all think he's as nice as Jesus Christ? Well you hating Satan and they can tell So why don't you go ahead and take this L straight on back to the Gates of Hell Amen [Round 2: The Devil aka Megadef] sh**'s getting kinda old Your pops is promising people streets of gold When we know he's a broke ho and he's got ZERO RICHES Plus his only begotten son is a h*mos**ual that roll with twelve dudes, all Jews, ZERO b*tchES I'm from that dirty south! Where the led stay flying You said I can't f** with Diamond J I said I'll leave J dying! I'm a beast on the block Bricks in the whip I got gats in the hood You're a f*ggot a** hipster, you're always attached to the wood I'll put a muffler on the toaster so when I toast him everybody don't gotta hear it I'm 'bout to father the son when I put a hole through his spirit ASK YOUR POPS! I've tampered with every p**y you've ever known From your nieces to your mother And by the way, you're looking kinda light skinned Cause Jesus is a brother! Your name ring in the streets like a waitress at a bar, [?] booze I don't see any diamonds J, how you the king of the Jews? You know my crew, that's Adolph Young El Chopo, Trip' 6 Gestapo Maserati, bricks in the trunk, we ready to dump Automatic shotty pump That's c**aine for breakfast, h**n for lunch Strippers and Xanex in-between, dinners with Donnie Trump I'll put your f**ing mother in a crucifix And then I'll throw the little homie on a crucifix I'm rolling through Jerusalem in a new whip with two clips I'll looking for a couple crew to fix I'm thoughtful with these d**, you know the way I split caps You see how them Romans did your back Like Arabs with sports cars I brought 39 whips back See I'm known to get straps But you known to get strapped, that's just a minor set back But it's gonna go from Jesus to Jesús cause now you're a wetback [Round 2: Jesus AKA Dirtbag Dan] Your name does NOT ring in these streets Satan Everyone knows the hood's got my back That's an actual fact Most the cats in the hood got a tat of my face on their back Out there rocking a Jesus piece Tattooed hands that say "Pray for me" You think they get down with Satan? Please Ain't no one rocking a Satan tees, that is not a thing With this face, that pose...that's the subject for a lot of bling A lot of chains, a lot of crosses The whole time Satan stay taking losses Let me ask you something If you're the G.O.A.T., how come I'm the one that's in beast mode? Please bro, these people all came to watch the Devil get 3-0'd Shouts out to Peter at Heaven's Gate I taught David Blane how to levitate, but that was just a test of faith Criss Angel and the rest are fake I'm joking, I'm not only a magic man, I clap my hands and you can win the lotto sh**, I'll turn a Crystal Geyser water bottle into some fine Moscato That's not how a miracle works It's a miracle if they like you after hearing you first Every single one of my bars an immaculate concept Your girl finna have a miracle birth [Round 3: The Devil aka Megadef] You know I stab foolies, I blast toolies, fast groupies You see what I did to that mark for making bad movies f** outta here Tell your daddy if he really got the heat, please bust Cause they ain't seeing me and my crew out on the streets they ask, "Who the real G's?" Us! I'd shot at this sh** right, last night, came down to the last wire Yeah, I wrote that sh** from my crib, you know every round's fire It's alright motherf**er, I invented choking First time I met your mother Mary, I knew me and the whole team were pounding You're lucky I didn't bring the f**ing bezel It'd heat up and we'd all be drowning I don't really give a f** anymore about this battle It look like a bird about to take a sh** on your head Piss me off, I'll find the big homie, the vato in the back he'll be busting the lead I don't really give too much or care about your sh** or the hair and the metal I'll be f**ing blowing lines with cuz- f**ing-this motherf**er Yeah, you're f**ing beautiful, but I am the light barer Your dad's a f**ing p**y I'm the nightmare It don't really matter to me cause I could throw you across the f**ing room I'm about to make you die for the second time, go back to your f**ing tomb Light sh** [Round 3: Jesus aka Dirtbag Dan] If you seek the truth then you should listen Whether you Catholic, Hebrew, Jew or Christian After I nail down this third 16, call it a crucifixion Fools are tripping, thinking you can beat me? Do you read the Bible? You rap like you sold your soul for a King Of The Dot GZ title Do you see the Devil right here? Me? I see a clown with horns My simple bars are so complex they'll have your head stuck, that's a crown of thorns Bar Christ #BarGod Quadruple flame emoji, politicians claim to know me I'm the one that gave game to Kobe Stop it's money, I'll go up in his pockets Everybody know Diamond J is all about his profits/prophets Round 3 it's getting hot in here Y'all know what my slogan is! (Get him the f** outta here) No not at all, it's "amen"