Dire Straits - Badges, Posters, Stickers And T-Shirts lyrics

Me and my mate we think you're great Some we like and some we hate I know him I've seen him on the adverts Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts You were bloody great last time you come I thought me 'ead was stuck in the ba** drum Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts So how'd you get a start in show biz My mate's as good on the drums as he is My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked Please sign my jacket on the back All them badges made of plastic I think they're great, just fantastic I'm unemployed, he's still at school He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool You don't half sweat a lot up there Have you got showers in here? You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy My mom says we're a pair of perverts Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts C'mon mister We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain Now we've missed the frigging train Hey! can I have one of them lagers? Thanks very much, mate. Can 'e have one? A-one, a-two, a-one two three four...