Diesel Boy - A Literary Love Song lyrics

Oh how I wish that you were here with me To listen to the stupid song I sing Adjectives and nouns for all to hear From an oxymoron to your ear You're every comma and every quote Of every word in every sentence that I wrote From my mouth do these words spew Every single syllable for you If I string the words together right You should see, you should be With me tonight Please open your thesaurus wide So I can put my dictionary inside My participle's long been dangling Please conjugate me if you can You're every vowel in every verb And every word of every paragraph and blurb I don't wanna be a footnote Capitalize me and indent me Please add my chapter to your index I need your plagiarism You give great definition Dewey decimal system If you don't trust me Check my bibliography And hear me sing...