Diesel Boy - Schmoozphisus the Great lyrics

We're going out tonight its time to kick some a** / My wallets full of green and I got my backstage pa** / I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink? / Lets talk about my band, we're amazing don't you think? / I'll kiss your a** to get anything / I gots to have me that bra** ring / And forget your name / But that's just how we play this game / Why should I bust my a** if you can help me out? / I'll just keep sniffing the bu*ts of anyone with clout / Pretty soon I'll make it big with all the schmoosing that I do / And when you need a hand I'll piss all over you