Diego Johnson - Getting Off on Jesus lyrics

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Diego Johnson - Getting Off on Jesus lyrics

[Hook] Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases Kidnapping Christians from Church and making those c*nt virgins please us [Verse 1: Jay G] Jesus, your love is my resurrection Just the thought of you has given me this erection You made water into wine The thought of you sent dicks up my spine Seeing your bronzed body up on that cross Enough motivation for me to shoot my white sauce You lived the life of a f**ing prophet Get you back to my place, have you yellin "aww sh**!" My s** moves can be compared to that of a surgeon One thing I can guarantee, you mom ain't no virgin You made the blind see with your healing Put my dick in your mouth while you're kneeling Thou shall not work on sundays sh** I forgot how much I hate mondays Jesus, a man known for his moral cleanness Really? that boy was all over my penis You were my favorite preacher Those supple nipples were my favorite feature You died for our sins to allow for harmony and bliss All I see is rape and murder, you died for this? Nailed up on that cross covered in mud Remember one thing, I cum blood [Hook] Jesus Jesus greatest of all the diseases Kidnapping c*nt Christians. Behind the church we make em please us [Verse 2: Diego Johnson] Dude came walking up with nails holes in his hands I told him better get those iced Pulled out his co*k infront of me. I screamed Jesus Christ Adult man with long hair in a dress man that sounds kinda gay Satan wouldn't be caught lookin like that. Man that's all I'm gonn say If I got cancer I put my faith in a surgeon f** sitting around praying to a 33 year old virgin You stunned the j**s cuz you could walk on the waters But I gunned down the j**s and put my co*k in their daughters I'm having a little trouble trying to express to you I'm sick How bout you jerk me off with holy water. Come on and bless my dick Mary the Virgin? Yeah right she f**ed me and my whole crew Jesus dont cry I was just kidding I swear my moms a virgin too Fossas always take the wins and we block all the losses Christian Bosses say it's a sin when I rock the upside down crosses Beating up Jesus in this verse. Face giving me an ache fist Putting the messiah in a hearse. Base living I'm an atheist