Diego Johnson - Cops and Robbers lyrics

[Hook x2: Tim and Eric] Bang bang cops and robbers, bang bang robbers and cops. Bang bang rob that bank, put em in jail put em in jail [Verse 1: Diego Johnson] Bang bang rob that bank. Put em in jail, put em in jail Keep em locked up with a million dollar bail Trade their black and white strips for jump suits f** the police. They all just corrupt racist brutes Sittin in a cop car, eatin donuts then leanin back to take a nap Or sittin in a dark room listenin to my phone that's on tap If a cop ever walks in and busts the stripper sittin on my lap I'mma pull out my young Glock and bust his a** with a cap Now, let's go back to prison with this rap Where you get co*k in the hole where there should only be crap All dudes no s*uts so you gotta learn to fap Dick gets raw. Gotta use some tree sap Chains tight around my wrists like I got em at the Baby GAP If you wanna stay outta jail, follow my directions like a map Steal, speed, lie, rape, and murder all you want But if your mom, sister, b**h, or some stripper see you do it you better f**ing k** that c*nt [Verse 2: Jay G] Hood rat sh**, that hood rat sh** Spit, I spat, till you hear that click clack Cops and robbers, I make em' spit Double take, they know I legit We locked up, she knocked up She aborts and I make her squirt I got the market covered with this niche Drug money making me n***a rich Cops questioning me, they buried in that ditch Throw them in, their throats slit I spit diarrhea, every line a mess After that abortion, my b**h depressed One thing is for sure, she can attest That when I shoved my dick so deep, cardiac arrest Final showdown, bank of fort knox Cut the tellers dick off, end up in cellblocks Smuggle a file in my a**, beat the cell locks