Diego Johnson - Citizen Snips lyrics

[Hook: Micki Ninaj] Gucci Purr! Gucci Gucci purr! Gucci Purr! Gucci Gucci Purr! (Repeat) [Verse 1: Diego Johnson] Hows everybody feline tonight? Mozig on the mic! Am I the only one that thinks Stroodles looks like a dike? I'm allowed to say n***a, n***a, cuz im a black cat I can rhyme in purrfect English like I'm The Cat in the Hat I'm a bad a** cat I hide under the bed and play with rolled up socks Plus my mouth is super dirty like a f**ing litter box Other cats treat me as their king like we live in Great Britain As soon as you see my puckered a** like kitten mittens you'll be smitten I'm so horny like a cat in heat man my kitty dick is hard like concrete I'm going to go find some stray off the street so I can go skeet skeet I got my main man Diego J. That T-FLock b**h is definitely gay I hope you p**ys are ready for some hot word play I like to go to cat clubs and get high on cat nip Then I go find some s*ut stray and play with her cat nip I just raped this verse like Brett Favre raped Jenn Sterger I left you b**hes hungry for more like “I can haz cheezburger?” [Verse 2: Jay-G] Meow mix meow mix I sh** them dix while I f** them chicks I 69'd with a cat named smalls I got the p**y and she got my balls She purred real nice when she saw me f** them mice Oh yea, I kept her on ice Cat nip and sippin on some sh**, when I see a tit, all I wanna do is finger the clit When I do, I make sure there's a slit, just in case I want to insert my poopy dick They call me the cat's meow, I run my dick from your stern to your bow And when I eat you out im reminded of general tsao mixed with some cat chow Black cats and n***a dick rats All my life I pee when I sat The big boy that stands so tall, orange cobra is the king of them all While them other cats get in brawls, this cat sits back and plays with his balls I've been called a p**y in the past, but if you call me that today, b**h you won't last.... The authorities won't event have to ask, they'll see that its your dick that has been axed [Verse 3: T-Flock] I like my p**y like I like my men, with a throbbing co*k I always beat off into a tube sock! I like to get bossy, f** kittys how about doggy- Style, I could go for miles b**h put me on trial Slide that hot dude across the floor like a who*e Just a little rug burn, is it my turn? I was getting into trouble with my alley cat When the cops came up and asked “whose gat is dat?” I said that gat be mine “What the f** you going to do with this feline?” I found this one cat that had a long tail But when she showed me her p**y I just had to bail Foul cats scheamin up the setup Tryin to leave me and my cream wet up Two in the head leaded up Call the coroners to make they bed up [Verse 4: Jiggy Z] I was getting horny for a raunchy kitty orgy That p**y smelled like cat food and ruined the mood I said f** it make some cake farts I tore up that frosted p**y like darts On to the pink tacos scratch it up with whiskers 8 cat nips for ocho titty twisters She s**ed my dick all covered in bukkake Fry that p**y in the pan like chicken teriyaki Throw the extra jizz up in the cum dumpster Beat that p**y up till that clit start to flutter f** her in the gutter can full of tuna Got that p**y so riled up she a puma Box full of litter that dried sh** starts to glitter Pour a little liquor now it's time to finger Take a nibble on this dick and jingle my balls And I'll sprinkle a tinkle until it starts to tingle Just playing b**h s** it or I'll f** it! (Gunshot)