Dickies - Howdy Doody In The Woodshed II lyrics

His hair is red his eyes are green He's like a person that you've never seen He'll sing and dance he's been to france But he doesn't seem to stand a chance That's when I saw Howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob) Howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob) Howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob) The woodshed A smarter man would never plan To have so many splinters in his hand And clarabelle would never tell 'Cause he's afraid that he might go to jail Well what became of big bird I know it's gonna sound rather absurd They found some yellow feathers and some other debris Just underneath the peanut gallery Ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy Even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch That's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff