Dick Van Dyke - You Two lyrics

(From the 1968 movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) Caractacus: Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions? Jemima: But they aren't silly--they're wonderful! Jeremy: Nobody else could think of them! Caractacus: That's right! That is right--nobody else could think of them!--yeah--after all... What makes the battle worth the fighting? What makes the mountain worth the climb? What makes the questions worth the asking? The reason worth the rhyme? Caractacus: To me the answer's clear; it's having someone near; someone dear Someone to care for; to be there for. I have You Two! Someone to do for; muddle through for. I have You Two! Someone to share joy or despair with; whichever betides you. Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for someone to tend to be a friend to. I have You Two! Someone to strive for, do or die for I have You Two! Could be, we three get along so famously, 'cause you two have me, and I have You Two too. (Breakfast is behind made, then Caractacus sneezes) Kids: Someone to care for; to be there for. Caractacus: I have You Two! Kids: Someone to do for; muddle through for Caractacus: I have You Two! Someone to smile once in awhile with; whenever you're lonesome I've a happy lot, considering what I've got. But, I couldn't do more Than you do for your poor Father. (Kids: Daddy!) Things go asunder and I wonder why you bother. All: Could be, we three get along so famously 'cause Kids: we two have you, Caractacus: and I have You Two All: Too