Dick Valentine - I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover lyrics

I took a cue, a cue from you All my sins are now weapons too I smelled the stench of your room I think it's safe to a**ume Your rose has permanently lost its bloom And I bought a Mountain Dew But I don't drink Mountain Dew I just needed a bottle to throw at you And I am repulsed by my daughter's lover I am repulsed by my daughter's lover If I can give you some advice Throw out your sugar and your spice And next time maybe you'll think twice Maybe I should walk you through it Even birds and bees do it Without destroying the family unit It's enough to make me hurl I brought you into this world And I can push you out too, girl Oh-ho, I am repulsed by my daughter's lover He's a sore for sighted eyes I am repulsed by my daughter's lover Yeah, he just ain't my kinda guy And as usual your mother prefers to remain silent And your brother boozes the day away Day away This story's getting sad Because being someone's dad Should never hurt quite this bad Now please feel free Take this paternal tip from me; Get thine a** to a nunnery Return the clay to the parlour Blood is thinner than water I no longer consider her my daughter And I am repulsed by my own reflection I think it's safe to say I Overreacted upon reflection Yeah, I'm just that kinda guy Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I