Diane Hine - Patisserie lyrics

'Caramel slice please and coconut cookie with takeaway mocha and I'll try chai latte..er.. make them both skinnies, we're meant to be dieting'. Conical croquenbouche pa**es majestically drawing appreciative sighs for it's artistry. Senior regulars meeting for coffee say 'You make them Diane, you know how we like them and Bet has a muffin and Dot wants a lamington'. Rubenesque customer seeks my complicity 'Doctor says I shouldn't have this', she smiles at me 'Oh dear um...does he? ', I say sympathetically. Gentleman frowning at cakes asks perplexedly 'What's the consistancy of this confectionary? ' 'Chocolate and raspberry mousse horizontally layered with spongecake'. He pauses 'hmm...Not for me'. 'Which has least calories? ' questions a lady. 'Um... strawberry flan if you just eat the strawberries'. Saturday serving, I'm put through my paces with new and familiar faces, time races 'till soon we'll be closing and I feel alright because I'm going Viennese waltzing tonight!