Diamond D & The Psychotic Neurotics - Red Light, Green Light lyrics

[Intro] Yeah This is going out to all you sidewinders [Verse 1: Diamond D] Ayo red light, green light, one, two, three Girl can you tell me, 'cause I'm not the one to be Played around with, but I laid around with A honey who was funny now I'm caught up in a myth I thought I was in love with a hooker I wore out my shoes faster than TJ Hooker Chasing after her, but that's OK See, she was all that so I started playing Pimp Daddy Mac But I got stabbed in the back Just like a scene from an Agatha Christie I gotta cut it short 'cause I might get misty See, I thought I was in love Spending time with the girl Was all I could think of But little did I know That I was in for a win for what I was all in for Whatever came up 'cause I was blind Just like Stevie, homeboy believe me I'm not the first or the last one (Ay, whatchu talking about?) Ayo, she tried to pull a fast one She said she wants to be the only one But now she's the one who's the lonely one And that's word to Big Bird [Hook] Girl can you tell me 'cause I'm not the one to be (x3) One, two, three [Verse 2: Diamond D] Ayo And now I'm looking for a cutie at the White Stone In search of the one that I might bone I had cash in my pocket and went one deep And it was worth the time so I wore my [?] sheepskin Twenty below, ten [?] Wasn't taking no sh** from the bimbos Yeah, then I saw her At the concession stand Mmm, she's all alone Unless her man Sent her on a mission [?] So I made eye contact, winked and smiled "Are you here by yourself?" "Are you blind, do you see somebody else?" "Listen cutie. There ain't to need to be rash 'cause I walked a mile like my man Johnny Cash." "See, I just wanna get to know ya Spend the night on the town, just to show ya Things will be smooth just like a Range Rover." "If you say no you can step I won't owe you nothin'" "But baby, don't ask a diddy I couldn't care less, even if you had a kiddy." We left the movie Everything was groovy We were conversatin', but the words didn't move me Waved down a taxi Then the girl asked me "Can I come along?" "Ayo, don't try to gas me!" "I know the ropes on the face of high hopes I had more girls than Tad Martin soaps." She started bragging 'bout the men she had Then told me that she couldn't wait to see my pad And then her beeper went off I didn't pay it no mind, but it beeped five more times I should have seen the hint But I was too focused on my midnight stint [Hook] Girl can you tell me, 'cause I'm not the one to be One, two, three [Verse 3: Diamond D] Well then we got to my crib "Nice place you have." "Well make yourself comfy And hey, are you hungry?" She said no then she sat on the couch "Do you watch [?]?" "Diamond, I watch any old thing." "Well we can just cut it off 'cause I'd much rather slip on some soft music." "So just relax yourself." "Lay your head back and just max In fact If you take my hand, I might be your man, baby." Then she went for my lips I said, "Don't take it as a diss, but I don't french kiss." She just laughed, then got undressed But I wasn't doing one damn thing, unless I can find my Jimmy hats So I looked in the stash I was down to my last one *whew* That was a close ball Looked at the cutie, hit the light in for the night The next morning, when we woke up She said "Diamond, I'm in love and emotional." Oh man, that's the raw sh** I said "Wait baby, hold your horses I just met you last night at the flick." "Now you're telling me you wanna be my main chick?" "We can be friends, and something might blossom." "I'll always stand firm and I won't play opossum." "Don't try to play me, last night I was your baby." "So what?" "And now you wanna slay me." "Heh Well it's not your fault that you're very attractive And from last night I can tell that you're active in bed." "But baby, don't play the pockets 'Cause I can squeeze a dollar tighter than Spacely Sprockets." She took a shower Fixed her weave Grabbed her coat, and got lost in the breeze (Red light, green light, one, two, three) Should I take the chance on romance? See I'm in my early twenties And I gotta little money And from now it's the same song and dance Out [Hook] Girl can you tell me, 'cause I'm not the one to be One, two, three