Dewey Cox - Guilty As Charged lyrics

Good morning, your honor May I approach the bench? I don't give a damn what anyone thinks I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged I ain't never lost a fight in my life I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife If you don't believe me when I tell you this Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist If you're accusing me of living too hard Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged I ain't asking God to forgive my sins Take a good look and you'll know where I've been I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday People pay attention to the things that I say I don't need anybody's help to rise above it If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it? When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged If you're saying my love is too large Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged You got me, I'm guilty as charged