Devo Spice - I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy lyrics

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Devo Spice - I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy lyrics

[Chorus: 4x] Click on help. (Call someone else!) Or figure out how to freakin' (Google it yourself!) [Verse 1] I'm not your damn personal IT guy I get no peace but at least now I see why You ask me about computers, apparently I'm The only person who knows how to turn the damn things on Oh look, you can't configure your Outlook again Well maybe you should write the settings down, my friend But that might require a little effort from you And Mr. Big Shot has more important things to do It's fine if I have to explain it one time But we're at number 29 and I'm losing my mind So I'll just drop everything, deadlines be damned And explain again though I know you'll never understand Close all of those windows, let's begin Click on this, click on that, now put your pa**word in See, you don't need to be a total wiz No, I don't know what your pa**word is [Chorus: 4x] [verse 2] Why are your problems automatically mine No, it's fine, I've nothing better to do with my time But it's not like I ask you every day for help When I make a dookie and I can't wipe myself So what were you trying to do when the error appeared? Then I curse, 'cause it's even worse than I feared I see your PC is an ancient jalopy And you're trying to copy a DVD onto a floppy First of all, where'd you even get a floppy disk? 'Cause really, I didn't think those things still exist Secondly, I don't want to be a spoil sport But that's an Ethernet cable, that's a USB port If you buy something new and don't know how to hook it up It doesn't make you less of a man to look it up You claim you're not an idiot, well prove me wrong And stop giving me more material for this song [Chorus: 4x] *beep* "Hey Tom. I was wondering if you could help me out (Oh, here we go.) I picked up a PC on eBay and got a great deal (Uh-huh.) It's a Pentium "eye-eye" with 16 "M.B." of "R.A.M.", whatever that is, and it's running at 120 "M.H.Z." Is that fast? And I want to see about installing Windows 7 on it. Can you help me out with that? (Bill Gates couldn't help you do that.) Anyway I got a great deal on it (No, you got ripped off.) So I bought some songs from the Windows Media store and I can't get them onto my iPhone (Of course.) I was wondering if you could help me with that. Also I'm working with some pictures I took. I downloaded Photoshop from this web site I found (Oh no.) And I can't find the red-eye reduction bu*ton. Do you know where it is? Oh, and while I was on that web site I got an alert that my PC was infected with a virus, so I clicked on it and downloaded a bunch of software (You didn't!) So I should be protected now, but my PC seems to be running awfully slow all of a sudden (Well yeah, NOW you're infected.) I was wondering if you could give me a hand with that. Give me a call when you get this. (I most certainly will not!) Thanks, Tom. Bye! [Verse 3] It happens every day, and I can't get away 'Cause they follow me around like a dog who wants to play I know when my phone rings my day will be wrecked When my boss says "Tom, can I see you for a sec?" A second rapidly becomes an hour and a half I would laugh, but I'm not part of the IT staff So I don't know what I'm doing, I just click around and curse And pray to various gods that I don't make the problem worse Funny how I said before this day was gonna drag Now I'm workin' quick 'cause his cologne is making me gag He says I have to fix it and it can't wait till later And somehow it's my fault he never backed up his data There's still a couple quirks and it's making me berzerker Dammit Jim, I'm a Mac, not a miracle worker And when I finally fix every problem he ever had My uncle calls asking 'bout his son's Leap Pad [Chorus: 4x]