Devin Townsend - Heinous Anus lyrics

10 am, and I hit the alarm It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt Grab my knees and howl like a dawg I've got a 12 inch long jalapeño log You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pa** I ain't got a week to nurse my a**!!! I just want a normal stool! Hey, hey, hey, heinous an*s! I've been on the throne all day I can't face the world in any other way Help me out I wanna be someone who Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!! I don't want this screaming hoop!!! Hey, hey, hey, heinous an*s! 'Haaa... Groupies ! love 'em or leave 'em. Well, Doctor Skinny has never loved 'em, but he sure as hell wouldn't mind givin' in a shot, the only problem being, he hasn't got quite used to the whole punk-rock female thing, but "hey", he says, "if there's a ring through a nose, then she's metal enough for me." Oh my god... Oh my god it's you ! -Hi You're the guy from Punky Bruster band ! -Yeah... Oh, this is too... wow, this is crazy ! My friends are going to freak ! -Of course I'm a big star I've gotta phone my friends can I come in and use your phone ? -Hey hey sure, sweetheart!'