Detox Icunt - This Is How We Jew It lyrics

Oh my god girls So I was like dating this guy and he was like 5'4", curly hair, big brown beady eyes and soooo Jewish he was so cute So he like, invited me over for Christmas dinner But it wasn't Christmas dinner he said it was like "chchch", s-I don't know, I thought he sneezed And like, when his mom opened the door I said: "Merry Christmas" And she looked at me and she was like: "Shalom" And I was like oh Where's your Christmas tree? What's up with this candelabra? Why are you guys eating Chinese food? And she just looked at me and said: "Uhhhhhh, this is how we Jew it!" This is how we Jew it (This is how we Jew it) (This is how we Jew it) So we sat down for dinner and there were like all these dill pickles on the table And this weird jellyfish in a jar And instead they offered me these things called potato latkes and brisket and challah bread and kugel And I was like: "Ew, I don't eat starch, I'm a gluten-free vegan. Ugh!" The kids all play with these things called dreidels And I'm like: "Oh my god, I love Dr. Dre!" and they just looked at me kinda weird And then their parents gave them these gold coins And I'm like: "Oh my god, I love money, I love Hanukkah!" Then his yaya gave me a gla** of Manischewitz wine and I was like: "Oh my god I love it!" This is how we Jew it! This is how we Jew it This is how we Jew it (This is how we Jew it) After dinner all the guys were like: "This shiska is cool" I totally feel like Barbra Streisand I was like: "Let's watch Yentl, let's break the gla**, where's Mel Brooks? This wine's got me schvitzing, oy gevalt, I'm getting verklempt I'm on this Hasidic sh**" This is how we Jew it!