Dennis Leary - Merry F@#%in' Christmas lyrics

Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath It's so cold you could catch your d**h A cop sold me some crystal meth It's a merry f**in' Christmas Everything's so Criss-muss-ee The streets are twinkling with frozen pee My priest just sat on Santa's knee It's a merry f**in' Christmas All the kids go to bed each night To dream what Santa brings 'em Unless they're Jewish or m**m Or some other gyp religion Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves Midgets dressed up to look like elves Spread good cheer or burn in Hell It's a merry f**in' Christmas Cracklin' fires to keep me warm And my collection of Asian p**n Cradle my bells and work my horn It's a keep-on-truckin' Last-year-s**in' Midget-chuckin' Slap-the-puckin' How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin' Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas