Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Weed Cake lyrics

[Hook] Call me Betty Crocker You be Sara Lee Cause we're about to bake a Cake made out of weed [Verse 1] Take yourself some eggs (and weed) Put it with the flour (and weed) Put it in the bongwater Put it in the microwave Twelve minutes [x4] Then you've got yourself A damn fine weed cake [Verse 2] I smoked three j's one time, it didn't even phase me So I had to cook me up some potent-a** pastry It's dank cake, it's unleavened Just twelve minutes til heaven The best way to get high This sh**'ll go to eleven [Verse 3] One time my n***a Kwon cooked up a dank cake Made it with the Afghan, b**h that's a mistake He learned his damn lesson When he made that weed cake Cause b**h this ain't no motherf**ing b**h-a** Cheescake! [Hook] [Bridge 1] The recipe is easy The recipe is easy The recipe is easy Don't forget to put in the weed [Verse 4] Dem Waffle Houze Boiz are making a f**ing weed cake Put it in the oven so we can all get baked We don't need a lighter, just a fork and a knife I don't need no other meals, weed cake for life [Bridge 2] We got a weed cake We got a weed cake n***a, we done got a weed cake We got a weed cake [Hook] [Verse 5] Alright stop for a second and think About how Dem Waffle Houze Boiz never ever let the flow drop Like the beat do, cause we need you to know when to get out your Lumbo Gold, the best in the west take a puff when you want your stuff to be Jumbo, bringing the heat to your feet to get your up out your seat [Verse 6] Man, I don't even know what to do I've got some Lumbo and a lady to woo You could do what can't ever be a mistake Drop the Lumbo in a fresh weed cake That sounds good man, I need a little more though Don't get her flowers, man, that's a no-go I could write her a song that's an instant hit I've got an idea, it could sound a little like this: