Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Somethin' Illegal lyrics

[Verse 1] I want to do something illegal, like Doing something that ain't legal, like Saying I'm a cop when really I am not Or copping a feel on a girl who's really hot Or dropping my drawers when I'm in a parking lot Or stealing some cars and hoping I don't get caught But if I'm caught, it won't bother me a bit "But in prison there ain't no Waffle House, boy!" sh** If I'm caught for doing something illegal, like Dealing d** or stealing some dumb kid's bike I'll call up my friend, tell him to meet me at the spot He'll say "What time?" and I'll say "About 12 o'clock" Never show up, but be sure to alert the cops Sit back and relax as that dumb n***a gets caught Well, maybe I framed him, yeah, maybe it's true But I've got to stick with my Waffle Houze crew [Verse 2] I want to do something that ain't legal, like Grab myself a brand new set of wheels Bust open a window and hop on in And drive away just to see how it feels Stop off at a restaurant to grab some grub Show a fine-a** woman a whole lot of love Grab some baked ziti and a dry-a** martini Run out cause I don't give a f** Gonna terrorize the streets of my city Grab me some a**, grab me some titty Do as I please, cause I'mma do me Go ahead all y'all, try and sue me I'm like Teflon, man, nothing will stick Take me to court? Nah, s** on my dick I don't gotta subscribe to the laws of the land I do what I want, cause I'm a Waffle Houze man [Verse 3] So what if I want to smoke a little bit of gra**? Or slap my hand upside some girl's a**? I want to challenge the mayor's son to a gentleman's duel Maybe get wild and throw around my stool I don't want to drink a latte, I want some f**ing moonshine I'll go up in your car and jack your Alpine Steal a 747, fly to Mexico City One key of coke? Nah, how about fifty? Then I'll ride back to the States on a bus Open up on border patrol with a blunderbuss With all my dirty dubs, I'mma buy a boat Christen it with Crystal, name it U.S.S. Chode Crash into a rock and let it explode 2.3 mil down the f**ing commode Ask me if I care, cause b**h I don't We won't go down, cause my dick can float