Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - D.W.H.B. lyrics

[Verse 1] Now let me take a moment to introduce these n***as They be the coolest motherf**ers that I ever do figure Will ever hold a mic and spit some funky-a** noise Yes, I'd like you to meet Dem Waffle Houze Boiz The first of these Boiz that I'd like to show you Has the undeniable capability to blow you Away with his powerful masterful rhymes and flows Giving the mic to Short Order, he'll show you how it goes [Verse 2] Short Order here, you might not ever heard of me But as soon as I'm done, I can guarantee that you'll be spreading word of me Cause I've got a flow smooth as a whole f**ing bucket of slow-churned vanilla Come and watch me squash the other MCs down thinner than a quesadilla Godzilla! Godzilla! Yeah, everybody get scared Drop a couple of deuces, let out some juices, fill up your underwear I can smell you from here, man, take a couple steps back Or your mind might be blown, Short Order on track [Hook] Dem Waffle Houze Boiz (gonna make you sweat) Yeah you know that they (gonna make you groove) Once again, Dem Boiz (gonna make you sweat) And then subsequently (gonna make you groove) [Verse 3] The next motherf**er that makes up this fly group Is as good as the greats, I'm talking Biggie, Dre, and Snoop Don't mess with him, or justice will be dealt Not afraid to cap your a**, on the mic is Patty Melt [Verse 4] Patty Melt here, gonna make y'all other rappers cower Drop some dope rhymes, and find some girls to deflower I've been around the block once or twice before I'm sure I'm gonna go around a couple times more My mouth was made for munching on mons Like a lawnmower was for munching on lawns I'm more well-known than Janet Jackson's nipple Patty Melt, y'all, better than all the rest, it's simple [Hook] [Verse 5] And last but not least, it's me, I'm DJ Chode Here to rock and shake the foundations of your humble abode All the ladies want to hit this, and you guys do too Cause you know the girls want me more than they want you But please don't get competitive, step back, stay calm You go home with your girl, and I'll go home with your mom I wasn't serious about your mom, please don't be offended I was just screwing around--yeah, pun intended [Hook] [Verse 6] Now that you know us, surely you are impressed And if you say that you're not, then I don't doubt that you jest We're here to make you sweat, here to make you groove With flows like a fine wine that go down smooth When you get us all together we're like rap gods Yeah we make one hell of a menage a trois We Dem Waffle Houze Boiz, and we hold the mic steady We're about to bake a cake, so you better get ready