Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - Bumpin' Crotches lyrics

[Verse 1] The most important part of the body is the crotch Because it goes with you everywhere like a wallet or watch But unlike these accessories, it is a necessity Cause when it comes to making love it's in every recipe Four parts naked, three parts lust Two packs of condoms and a nut I gotta bust Put them all together, and then what's left? Just one more thing, girl, then you'll be head chef Call me the weatherman cause I gotta advise You on the very high chance of hot dick in your life Call me the banker cause I got a deposit Call me the plumber, 'bout to plug your leaky faucet Call me the fireman, I'll show you my ladder Call me anything you want because it's not like it matters I'm a jack of all trades, man, I'm macking all day, man The ladies making noises when they're laying with they man, like [Verse 2] First off let me just say, that n***a I don't need a watch Cause no matter what time it is, I'm always bumpin' crotch I like to bump in the morning with some afternoon delight And I'm the thing you hear going bump in the night All of these fine-a** ladies give me a hard dick Not even Jack could jump over this candlestick My rhyme-spitting a** is always twelve girls deep For all the words I be slinging, these are the rewards I reap And I don't wanna date you, please don't misconstrue All I wanna do is get down and get screwed You got an empty hole, yes, that I can see Let's get to a hotel room and fill that vacancy I don't care if you're married, girl, your finger I ain't checking I'll take you back home and we'll get to wrecking When the ladies lay me all they feel is bliss They make a s**y noise, it sounds a little bit like this, they go [Verse 3] My love life is like a f**ing buffet All you can eat, yeah, that ain't just what they say I've sampled women from all around the world I'm even surprised I ain't grown tired of girls With all my experience, I'm a snatch connoisseur Hear any lady I'm with screaming “Sacre le bleur!” Make sure I give them something good to report So fresh, so clean, so fat, so short I've been raw-dogging b**hes since I was a young dunn Always at the top of my game, they rank me number one When I drop trou, the girlies say “Wow!” Then the panties fly, and we do something foul When it comes to making them scream, I've got the high score It's like all they know how to say is “Yeah, gimme more!” So I give them what they want cause I'm a generous guy They get theirs, and I gets mine, they yelling