Dem Waffle Houze Boiz - All You Need lyrics

[Verse 1] Sitting at the crib, feel a jangle in my pocket It's my homeboy Drew, he says "Waffle House, let's rock it!" Call up T-Rid to see if he's s**ing toes Going on a bro trip, bringing no hoes Hit up my boy Tay, though I know that he ain't busy We all up in my ride sipping on that C-Dizzy Rollin' four deep in the Mazda, straight shaking the block When the ladies see us coming, they straight craving the co*k If they men step to us, then on them I'mma jock If they wanna fist fight, then they jaw I'mma rock When we on the way, we always bumping Dre We don't eat filet, our girls wear Fabergé Yeah I keep my girl fresh cause I save them dollars Eating waffles at the house in the late-night hours As I roll up to a spot, see a bum smoking a j I'm at the house of waffles, beautiful end to a day [Verse 2] End of the day? Nah, beginning a beautiful night Man a Waffle Heezy trip can make everything alright And we're standing underneath the fabled glowing gold Seeing our favorite letters clad in black bold Man, open the f**ing door, let the posse bust in Got the whole staff groaning "Not these fools again!" Recognize each other, good employees don't forget Up strolls our waitress, what's good Margaret? She says, "Hey fellas, how you been, how you durrin'? Tell me what you want, and your orders I'll be securin'." We lookin' for something new but it sure ain't gotta be cheap And you better not f** it up unless you want eternal sleep And without another word, homegirl does a little twirl Pops her a** in the kitchen, starts to rock our f**ing world Got a fresh fresh waffle, I'mma put it in my syrup (gibberish) [Hook] Baby, I wanna show Show you that all you need in life is Waffle House Maybe then you will know Know that all you need in life is Waffle House [Verse 3] Waffle House is the name of the establishment Sit down, three hours later, wonder where the time went It flew by as you were eating waffles, drinking some coffee There's nowhere else on earth that you rather would be Flowin' sugary syrup's more beautiful than Niagara Perfect substitute to a bottle of Viagra Waitress, oh waitress, can I get me some OJ? And maybe with some hashbrowns, everything will be okay "It's 2am man, should we go ahead and jet?" Are you kidding me, bro? I haven't had seconds yet Turn on the jukebox with tunes like no other Sit back my man, enjoy the sounds of the meat lover You may be excited but please don't get boisterous Enjoy the food, and please tip your waitress Even IHOP and Denny's gotta concede That when you got Waffle House, there ain't much more that you need [Verse 4] I just had the very best meal of my life And the feeling I'm feeling lets me know I'm doing it right It's called Waffle House Heaven, man it's like a euphoria Make me see colors and lights, Fantasmagoria If I had to pick between Waffle House and eating p**y The choice would be easier than it should be I'd choose the chicken, the waffles, the home-cooked meal Yeah it's way more satisfying than copping a feel Got some cheese and eggs, a biscuit and some jelly And they're fixing to meet up with the waffle in my belly Got so much inside that I'm about to bust But it feels so good that I'm about to bust There's nothing else like it, the sh** is unique I've got enough fuel for the next seven weeks Just nourishment and good American nutrition Yeah Waffle House Heaven is my favorite tradition [Hook]