Deli Creeps - Feast Of Freaks lyrics

(Keep an open Mind, Talk Like A Backwoods Inbred, Throw in some groans and act stupid but most of all have fun!) (Verse) I Remember the Gatherings... Big Fisted Mugs of Fruit Punch... (Groan) Twelve Foot Long Table of Greasies... Covered up with Bits, Randle-snaps & Snivling-Snorkle Bites I Loved Em.... Drainage & Drainage and all the Orphasis had been full... (Groan) An Old Edna, Edna with her big kettle of boiling oil, And her six or seven inch stripes of Goat Plesenta... Fry 'Em up deep and crunchy Hm Kay (Groan) There was Earl, Earl with his head, Scrapin' old Cuss, Had a big old Mole Filled Pock Marked Billard head table peice of Sheeee..... Scrapeded...We Always Scrapeded. Had wax and hairs and we had to scrub & do it, To it, If you know what I mean.... An Old Willie, Willie didn't walk so well there at the end And I think it had something to do with being Duck-Taped to a Lawn Chair... Eh, Bein' old? Eh, (Groan) We'd prop him up in the backyard.... Feed him Lemonade till he'd Piss All over Himself.... (Act Like Your Being Electrocuted, Create the sound) (Chorus) I Remember Faces, Bellies Bein' Stuffed Full, Kiddies Tossin' Cow Chips, Smellin' Like It. I Remember Faces, Bellies Bein' Stuffed Full, Old Willie Bein' Wheeled To the Waterin' Hole! Feast of Freaks! Feast of Freaks! (Verse) Twelve Foot Long Table of Greasies I Think I Told Ya! Big Mugs with stuff that was Good But I didn't know what it Was! There Were Mystery Biscuit, I member Those. They were little hard things that tasted a lot like limber or dirt, or some soil and such.... I think they had protein, but I dunno Know the only way I could tell, Is if you bit into to something that had a tooth or a bone, Or some kind of Identification parts if you know what I mean. I love the children too...(Sigh) Kids in the backyard, Chasin' After all of the pets with cans of WD-40, And the big lighters. (Short Laugh then creat the sound of a flamethrower and then an animal being burnt alive) I Love those... And they Tossed Back and forth, Dried up platters of manure Like Frisbies but made of feces Frisbies and feces it all goes together. Once in a while one would be airbourne and it'd bust up and some kid get a mouth full of sh** and look like little Al Joleson on the Praire (Little Laughter) And there was Earl, I told ya... Earls Pock Marked Peice of Nubbin, Didn't Look so Good! And he'd always get us back, cuz We did it to him and you know what he'd do, he'd take one of those big, long, 18 inch, Minintruter, Vibrators.... With the switch on hand, you throw k**, oh boy that'll make you feel so good, if you had a muscle binged up but not for cows... He'd take it out into the pasture... SHOVE IT UP A COWS ASS! DUCK TAPE IT IN REAL TIGHT AND TURN IT ON!!! (Make three Electrocution sounds consecutively but with a slight interval between each one.) (Chorus) 1X (Solo) (Sadistical Laughing and Crying. While Crying repeat "No, No") I Remember Faces, Bellies Bein' Stuffed Full, Kiddies Tossin' Cow Chips, Smellin' Like It. I Remember Faces, Bellies Bein' Stuffed Full, Old Willie Bein' Wheeled To the Waterin' Hole! Feast..... (Whisper) I Remember Faces, Bellies Bein' Stuffed Full, (4X) Kiddies Tossin' Cow Chips, Smellin' Like It.