Deli Creeps - Can I Have a Ride? lyrics

Ooooh, jezee that's a might nice car you got Say how bout you just scoot on over there I'd like a ride Oh, what are those in back, huh, a four year old, an eight year old You know their soft spots aren't grown completely closed in yet There's a danger with the thumb ...pop goes the soft spot! Oh, does that scare you, is that too much to handle. huh? Cause I'll just cut of all your resources, your brain flow, your blood flow, your air flow All the things you need to be a functioning human, I'll end it This thing here, no its its healed, and thats all ok there too These are things that happen you know It pieces, bad news, part of the trade Things happen, things happen I know, your probably wondering whats going on What does this guy want from us, well I just don't know I think its best if you just keep your mouth shut while I size things up I might get angry It's so hard to believe, what some people can do They enter life and exit just as quickly But there's always something wrong Missing, perhaps it's just a loved one That you can not somehow seem to find I'll poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Right through the skull or the side of the neck Belly bu*ton and that's all you want to know Hey this is a nice headliner Whoa, is that a splat mark or are those fly eggs I don't know what I'm seeing I got itches in the grill I got itches in the pancakes I got itches in the bu*ter stack You ever jab someone with a fork You know how hard you gotta hit a skull to split it open with a spoon Thats what I'm saying you gotta get the real tools You gotta get the things you can use You can't mess around with kitchen items and utensils When it comes to split'in the hock and ending the life Theres nothing better than the snap of the hock You ever hear it? You wrap the rope You got the legs and the ankles tied up real tight Then you lift off the ground as hard as you can SNAP SNAP SNAP That's the hock, that's the hock, I love it I don't wanna, I don't wanna hurt you but you might force me too This time I'm maximum but next time I'm gonna be mean, I dunno what I will do I think its best if you just keep your mouth shut while I size things up I might get angry It's so hard to believe What some people can do They enter life and exit just as quickly But there's always something wrong Missing, perhaps it's just a loved one That you can not some how seem to find I'll poke you with my poking stick Right through the skull or the side of the neck Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick Poke you with my poking stick