Deli Creeps - Hatchet lyrics

Yeah I remember this one time I was climbing up on a buddies roof he wanted me to bust loose an air condition unit so I took my hatchet because I think just about everything in this world can be accomplished with a hatchet That or a few bombers, but thats a different story anyways I get up on there, gravel roof, so I ain't go my normal grip, you know the kind I use for k**ing. I just got the you know, worker mans grip, the kind for tools or machinery Theres a different kind of grip for k**ing, but I said that twice, so uhhh I just remember rearing back and hauling of, I was gonna hit that vent pipe Boy sh** if that sweat didn't make that hatchet slippery like I never had it. I come down full swing, I just barely glance that pipe I don't know how but the hatchet just flew out of my hand. I think if I'd been k**ing a small animal or a pa**er by I focus, I focus hard at that point. I know what kind of k**er I am, when it comes to splitting pipes well, Unless its a windpipe, you never know. So, so I just gave it what I had at that moment. I can only put in so much, and well it slipped and that glance, that was the last thing I heard and I felt a slight pain, you know And god damndit, if I didn't here the most peculiar sound. this little like, blugh blugh blugh blugh blugh and I hear the gravel sort of having this sprinkling tinkling sound it just caught my mind a little you know I don't know what to think, and I'm feeling pain. and I'm hearing a blugh blugh blugh and I look down and sure enough its forming a puddle of the brightest red color you've ever seen you know lower on down in the leg its collecting, some colour Some life blood, well its just hard to get the vision out of my head. because it way my blood, if it was something elses, someone elses well thats ok And I thought, well that didn't work out well. Was that nice? Not so much. Not so much.