Del Amitri - Drunk In A Band lyrics

Pat is the guy with the record shop And John sells fruit but wants to be a cop And Paul deals speed in a Celtic top But I'm just a drunk in a band. Jo does tele-sales and martial arts And Gill pushes patients round the public parks And Nancy makes sculptures out of hoover parts But I'm just a drunk in a band. Danny puts the cones on the motorway And Donna dances tables in her lingerie And Gerry, Dave and Billy, man, they're puttin' on a play But I'm just a drunk in a band. I could be a soldier, I could drive a van, Guide rivers of pain into little red cans Walk rich men's dogs, bring 747s into land But I'm just a drunk in a band.