DEFMATCH - Villager Rap lyrics

DEFMATCH: I know you know that Villagers trade Well I got the illest array So check my quality high grade Chestplates and blades This wasn't stolen It was liberated, give me a break But when you see it, you gotta have it How much will I take? Cuz the first thing you'll say But I don't just give things away I want that redstone and Diamionds might be fine if you're game A light sabre, custom laser That I made from some bricks And they work hard Don't know why You wouldn't trade for my kids MimicGhost: I ain't no average villager I'm raising up, can't get enough Of k**ing zombies, creepers, Enders, spiders Holdin' up your torches for respect Your village fighter Getting higher renown cause I'm the king of this town Roaming the night cuz I'm allowed Never stepping down, stand proud And fight with your honor Shout it loud in your belief Cuz you gotta, make it to the top Don't settle down with what you got Your worth more are you not No matter what mob you are You can't have the lot without the scars Chorus: Take a seat son because we run this You're outta luck If you wanna get your bu*t kissed See those pumpkins? You better not touch them Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem Take a seat son because we run this Step right up If you want to get your bu*t kicked If you pick a fight Then you're as good as done with Best of luck cuz you'll need a lot of it ReadyUpLive: Some call me a prankster Ah...trick-playing gangster Just call me Andy In your bedroom closet You might find a hamster Better keep me away Better stay awake, be alert all day Cuz I'm light as a feather, forever No concern for the weather, ever-y day Can be better, laughter, when you wake up With holes in your sweater I'm a mastermind Get away with my pranks ev-er-y time You'll come home to a house full of water And the red hands are mine I'll cover stuff in dynamite I'll make you scared, give you a fright I'll top it off with silverfish I'll make you dance, i'll make you itch I'll make you wish I didn't exist I'll turn your palm into a fist You know I'm really good at this Cuz I leave 0 evidence JT Machinima: What's the good word? (word) Cuz it's time to spread it (spread it) You want the best herb? (Herb) You know where to get it (get it) If you want some green (green) I'm always down to split it (split it) Haters hate on me (me) Cuz I know how to rip it (rip it) Sipping fresh milk kickin' it with Reggae At the farmers market, every day's a payday Got a lot of crops and I tend 'em right I'd tell you more but it's about time to pa** the mic Actually, you're the last person Oh, really? chill! uhm.....CHORUS!!!! Chorus: Take a seat son because we run this You're outta luck If you wanna get your bu*t kissed See those pumpkins? You better not touch them Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem Take a seat son because we run this Step right up If you want to get your bu*t kicked If you pick a fight Then you're as good as done with Best of luck cuz you'll need a lot of it