Dean Hodges - Playboy Short lyrics

Well, I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play ‘Cause the game is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking ‘bout me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort came to town You never would've thought I'd be looking down On who? On you ‘cause I'm so big Me and my money is all I dig I don't eat ice cream or cherry pie If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by Like Too $hort baby, on the scene Back seat riding in a limousine Telling that freak all about me The creator of greater, s**er MC's Chillin' out by the bay, singing my rap No MC could rock like that Now I say it like fans say No MC could rock my way When I rap it's always great Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape It's me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my homies You know about you, I know I'm a star When I rap too good I might take it too far Had a whole damn party going wild ‘Cause I don't stop rappin', that's my style It's Too $hort baby, rocking that party Got women like leather all over my body Like two plus two, can I freak four? You don't know? sh**, I'm Playboy $hort They call me "Playboy $hort" and I tell you why I pull women every time I'm on the mic I'm just playing the field, looking to find A nice young woman I can say is mine Not a no-good broad who likes to rock And a rapper named $hort where the b**hes grind It's like seeing your town, your whole world Put in my rap all over your girl She was checked to the max, ‘cause I don't play And I was only in town for just one day Too $hort baby, on the go To all young ladies, I know you know I'm gonna take you home with me right now Just maybe, baby, will show me how But I tell you, too, so don't ask me I lay her down and freak nasty Said I made her happy, she'll never be sad And I kept talking ‘bout what I had My car, rings, money and things The clothes I own and the records I sing Couldn't do nothing but talk about me Her worst nightmare, her only dream Too $hort baby known everywhere Had a lifelong dream to be a player Way too cold at a younger age It was every day, just make that pay Five years later, still young in the game And you never talk down on a player's name ‘Cause I'm big time, I'm not the fool I'm rich and famous and way too cool Too $hort baby, I'm so cold Rich young brother with a lot of gold Too $hort baby is the name I use A '85 Benz is what I cruise Clean from the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick But a Cad' ain't me like a drop-top Benz Talk about me but the boy's got ends Money everywhere, all over the floor At the bank I'm known as "Mr. $hort" When I rap this rap that I sing My mind keeps saying I'm everything So I write this book in my head Writing raps all day, even in bed I'm the best MC you never met The funk rap master made to fit Just her, that perfect ten Telling me how she needs a friend Her man would never treat her right She got rocked and socked all through the night But I was Mr. Cool, like I always am Started rapping that yap I rap to fans Just talking about my fame and rep The Lone Ranger, the stranger here to hurt Young women like you with your big round bu*t Blind girls driving down the street called "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't stand Seeing your face so now you ran And you don't realize what you'll soon see The way making love is supposed to be With a player known as Playboy Too Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players play women who like to get played People like you just trying to get laid But I like money, and I get paid I do my duty and I say "Good day" I'm not a gigolo ‘cause I'm way too deep I'm a one night stand for a nasty freak Didn't wanna make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked We could go to my room, and bake from scratch You and the champ in a wrestling match Just work me all around that ring One on one, you and your dream Pin me down and I might sing Just love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my name is "Too" Call it how you want but I won't call you Ring my phone and you might see Ringing my phone just won't get me ‘Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine If I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line I'd be right on time in the right place Sir Too $hort all in your face Talking ‘bout mine and what I want Tell a girl strip down, it's time to bump ‘Cause when it's time to hump, I won't be no chump I'll be singing my rap called “Female Funk” Big time, oh yes, I am The true MC, rapping man I'm on my way to the top So much rappin' I'll never stop And all that fame you might claim Couldn't stand up by my rap name You might be good, I don't care I've been rapping like this for five long years No rapper I heard should have these words It's Too $hort baby, you should refer To when the question asks “Who's the king of the rap?” ‘Cause I don't stop rapping like some of you saps You got s**er MC's with your record deals Most raps on wax just couldn't be real But I found out soon enough The word said rap was cleanin' up Big bankrolls keep comin' through But most MC's just couldn't be true ‘Cause the tracks ain't it, dreamin' ‘bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort don't quit When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew Talkin' ‘bout me, wouldn't think about you When you heard Too $hort came to town You never would've thought I'd be looking down On who? On you ‘cause I'm so big Me and my money is all I dig Wouldn't eat ice cream or cherry pie If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by ‘Cause I'm Too $hort baby, on the scene Back set riding in a limousine Telling that freak all about me Too $hort baby, I'm a cold MC