Deaf Pedestrians - Hail to the Geek lyrics

I got a Spiderman t-shirt I got Converse that are rotting off my feet I got a bad mustache A recurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek Well it's good to be a geek It's good to be a creep It's good to draw my pictures That no one will ever see It's good to be a geek It's good to be unknown It's good I'm never waiting Right beside the telephone 'Cause no one ever... I play Dungeons and Dragons I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief Got seven hit die on my backstab Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek It's good to be a geek It's good to play the freak It's good to comb my mullet once every other week As far as I can see It's good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures 'til it's 2 or 3 'Cause no one ever... Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a** I'm addicted to Star Trek I'm a Klingon-speaking Federation freak I find I'm more inclined To spend the bulk of my time On the Starship Enterprise Than talking to girls that I meet Well I'll never get the girl But I like to be alone 'Cause I can always masturbate when there's no one home It's good to have a plan It's good to be the man It's good to download p**no from a website in Japan 'Cause no one ever... Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a** Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie Tenth grade is when I got the Indian burn Four years of continuous wedgies Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn Someday I'll buy a fancy condo Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house Someday you'll kiss my a** It's good to make some noise It's good to scream aloud It's good to feel immortal Like your last name is McCloud It's good to be a geek Its good to be unseen Its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen It's good to be a geek! It's good to be the man! It's good to download p**no from a website in Japan! It's good to be a geek! It's good to be unknown! It's good I'm never waiting right beside the telephone! 'Cause no one ever... I got a bad mustache A reccurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek You know I don't intend To look like Boba Fett I got my Holland set Although it makes me sweat Man it's good to be a geek!