Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past lyrics

Why are such a stupid a**hole? Would you really like to know? Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird Life can be perfect People can be trusted Someday, I wll fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own Free from all the pain Happy and having fun all the time It never happened, did it?