Dayglo Abortions - After This Beer lyrics

Got a few things I'd like to tell you Just some things I think might help you Just some things that work for me I guess you could call it my philosophy I sit around here in the armchair of life Feel sorry for me just look at my wife She's got a bruise under her eye She was talking on the phone when my drink went dry After this beer I'll turn the tv on After this beer I'll take the garbage out After this beer I'll cure the common cold After this beer I think I'll have another There is no point in getting involved Because your problems have already been solved Society will take care of you Why sit with your brain in a bottle of brew After a while they won't make you go to work Because you drink all the time and you act like a jerk Hold it a second now I need another beer Get me another honey come on now be a dear After this beer I'll show you who's the boss After this beer You'll regret your insolence After this beer I worked all f**ing day After this beer And now you're gonna pay When I say get me a beer I mean get me a f**ing beer I really showed that stupid b**h I guess I got the 7 year itch It's the second one??? ???late for dinner one day When I don't get my way I see red With thoughts of murder running through my head Then I ask myself a question Will all this booze ever make me insane? After this beer I know I'll never change After this beer I guess I was born this way After this beer I think I'm quite together After this beer I better have another