Dayglo Abortions - Dream Date Of The 90S lyrics

In the 70's i used to hang around in bars I'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars I'd let them take me back to their place Where i'd s** and f** and f** and s** and sit on their face Now i stay at home I have s** over the phone And i have what it takes to masturbate Then i got knocked up in the 80's So i went to a clinic for ladies The doctor stuck a suction hose up my c*nt The he scraped and s**ed and s**ed and scraped till he i k**ed that little runt Now i stay at home I have s** over the phone I know what it takes to masturbate Now i'm living in the 90's AIDS k**ed all the junkies and the gays But i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach And i never went to one of those roman f**ing bathes Oh eeh ooo awe Dream date of the 90's