Daycare Swindlers - One Leg - Two Egg lyrics

Bad meat chicken disaster Ripe like salmonella Trip to the chin 10 million little disasters on one roller coaster Keep strapping me in One Leg - Two Egg One Leg - Two Egg Beehive wig left in the kitchen Right next to the fixin's For all the world to see Don't mean you can't take it with you Hide it from the children Hide it from the family One Leg