David Phelps - Catching Santa lyrics

This year, I'm really staying up all night This year, I'm finally gonna do it right This year, I've got a flawless plan that just can't fail Dear God, I hope it doesn't fail This year, will now become a legendary tale I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight This year, I hid a camera in the Christmas tree This year, he'll finally pay for his trespassery This year, motion alarms equipped with laser beams By now, I bet you sense a theme This year, I'm drinking my third cup of straight caffeine I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight This year, (This year) I bought a stun gun Thought you'd never ask This year, (This year) night vision goggles and a black ski mask This year, I set a tripwire net in case he runs It'd be so funny if he runs This year, (This year)so what? I cleaned out our vacation fund I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight Then the house grew quiet He stoked the fire and sat down by it Warm and cozy underneath his blanket This year, I fell asleep at 1:00 a.m This year, I blame the turkey and the tryptophan This year, (This year) I'm finally starting to rethink my life Dear god, I've got to get a life This year, (This year) maybe I'll join my children and my wife They're at her mother's house tonight This year, (This year) oh wait If Santa hasn't made it back, break in his workshop set a trap This year, (This year) that slippery Saint Nick won't expect that I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight... I'm coming to get you, Santa! Santa! Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!