David Lee Roth - Two Fools A Minute lyrics

Here's a little combination for you Seems like everything I like Will make me sick or poor or fat (Says who?) Ooh, you beautiful doll Save one for me and try not to laugh (Who's got the time?) Who'll hold the horses Now you see it, now you don't, right Now I've seen everything Least everything I want Tasty, very sweet Honey, for the life of me Tell me baby, please Who's that unexpected company? So it's up the road, turn right next Thursday Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drowning, just waving Ain't even worth a song, no Take one for yourself now, Billy Don't be shy Yeah Look at them hard hats work We was making something of it And X did mark the spot But Y's a crooked letter I forgot But not me Chief, I'm just Radar I don't talk in front of the kids I know the difference See, the meek shall inherit sh** I'd wait for her parade While she's out doing Yankee Doodle Thought I had it made But the gravy train was late as usual And it's up the road, turn right next Thursday Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drowning just waving Ain't even worth a song See you in the funny papers Guess that's where I'll be They say two fools born a minute Guess that makes me three, hey Modulate, daddy, modulate Oh oh, oh Ooh, sizzling to the top Up, up, up, up, up, up the road, turn right next Thursday Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drowning just waving Ain't even worth a little song See you in the funny papers Guess that's where I'll be If there's two fools born a minute I am all three, wait a minute Two fools born a minute Wait a minute, wait a minute, what time is it? Let me check it out Oh, oh Three fools born a minute I knew I had company in here Where's the drummer? Four fools born a minute Wait a minute, wait a minute I don't know how many people can get in the back here Billy you've gotta drive Five fools born a minute No, no, we can't let Stevie drive Six fools born a minute That's right don't be staring at your stereo, fool I tell ya all, yeah sh**, I've gotta be home before the end of record