David Hyde Pierce - Run Away! lyrics

[FRENCHMAN, spoken] Fetchez la vache! [ARTHUR, spoken] Run away! [ROBIN, spoken] Run away! [LANCELOT, spoken] Run away? [BEDEVERE, spoken] Run away! [KNIGHTS, spoken] Run away! (sung) Run away! Run away! [ARTHUR] Run away from the stench and the trenches [KNIGHTS] Run away! Run away! [BEDEVERE] From these horrible, nasty old Frenchies [ROBIN] These frogs and their terrible prattle Are fighting a battle with cattle [LANCELOT] We're all full of fear So let's get out of here [KNIGHTS] Run away, run away, run away! [FRENCHMEN] You English all are bugger folk Your mothers all are rugger folk Your army is a bloody joke You couldn't beat an artichoke If battle you choose to renew We'll taunt you 'til you all turn blue We turn our a**es as you part In your direction we all fart [FRENCHMAN] Fetchez la can-can dancers! [KNIGHTS] Run away! Run away! Run away! Run-run-run-run-run-run run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! [ARTHUR] It seems like a helpful solution [KNIGHTS] Run away! Run away! [ARTHUR] To avoid this French revolution! We're stuck in a nasty position Why don't you take a short intermission? Have a drink and a pee, we'll be back for Act Three - [PATSY, spoken] Two, sir! [ARTHUR] Two! [KNIGHTS] Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run run run run run away!