David from Southwest Airlines - The Flight Attendant Rap lyrics

[Verse 1: David] This is flight 372 on SWA The flight attendants onboard serving you today Theresa in the middle David in the back My name is David and I'm here to tell you that Shortly after takeoff, first things first There's soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst But if you want another kind of drink then just holler Alcoholic beverages will be four dollars If a Monster energy drink is your plan That'll be three dollars and you get the whole can We won't take your cash you gotta pay with plastic If you have a coupon, then that's fantastic We know you're ready to go new places Open up the bins and put away your suitcases Carry on items go under the seat In front of you so none of you have things by your feet [Verse 2: David] If you have a seat on a row with an exit We're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it You gotta help evacuate in case we need you If you don't wanna then we're gonna reseat you Before we leave, our advice is Put away your electronic devices Fasten your seatbelt then put your trays up Press the bu*ton to make your seat back raise up Sit back, relax, have a good time It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored This is Southwest Airlines welcome aboard