David Cross - ...A brief intermission (skit) lyrics

[Skit] And now for a brief intermission, feel free to: Smoke some weed Do some coke Drink some Henny Go to the strip club You can tip a b**h Um, get your money from your who*es You can read a book You can, um, drink a beer People in the hood don't drink beers anymore. They haven't drank beer since the 70s. And get a haircut? But getting a haircut is not very gangster. Not during an intermission, you don't get a f**ing haircut. You do coke, or drink a beer, or smoke weed, or f** a b**h. You don't f**ing get a haircut. And haircut takes 4 hours. Choke a b**h? Okay, yeah, but choke a b**h is kinda 2005