David Allan Coe - Little Suzzie Shallow Throat lyrics

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely All the girls all made fun of her at school 'Cause no matter how she tried She could not get a dick inside Her shallow throat Shallow throat Hot Dogs and bananas were too big Cucumbers and sausages They just would not fit She tried 'em all The football team all tried to give her lessons She practiced but she threw up on the coach Not one man on the squad Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat Shallow throat Hot Dogs and bananas were too big Cucumbers and sausages They just would not fit She tried 'em all The drum major was a boy named Slick Who had a very little bitty dick She licked it s**ed and stroked it 'Til Slick thought she might choke He never knew She had a shallow throat Hot Dogs and bananas were too big Cucumbers and sausages They just would not fit She tried 'em all She finally learned to deep throat after all Since she met Slick she’s really had a ball But Slick he’s kind of lonesome With Susie and the kid 'Cause though his dick just fits her throat Her p**y’s much too big