Dave Dog - Roblox Is Better lyrics

[Intro: Dave Dog] Minecraft is bad [Verse 1: Dave Dog] How can you think Minecraft is a good game? When Roblox is just the exact same Except it's better And it gets you wetter I'm gonna put your stupid Notch to shame [Verse 2: Dave Dog] While you run around and collect digital blocks Girls will flock to me and s** on my co*k You are autistic And I'm no critic But you can't have fun all day just punching rocks [Bridge: Dave Dog] It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay [Bridge 2: Dave Dog] If you spend time finding Herobrine And hours on your block design Then try finding something else to play [Outro: Dave Dog] Because, it's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay Yeah, it's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay